Suggestions For Your One-Day Olympic Detox

Listed in order of start time: 12 PM Little League World Series: Pool play. I want this entire pool scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected! ESPN Classic, noon; ESPN2, 1 p.m., 6 p.m. and 8 p.m.; ABC, 3:30 p.m. 1 PM MLB: Chicago Cubs at Florida. Quick, what rhymes with Florida? WGN. 2 PM Golf: Nationwide Tour, Xerox Classic, final round. I hate corporate sponsorship of golf. I hate corporate sponsorship of golf. I hate corporate sponsorship of golf. ESPN. Stuff With Motors: MotoGP World Championship, Grand Prix of the Czech Republic, at Brno. Get out your Pilsner Urquell and Jaromir Jagr jerseys if you have 'em. CBS, same-day tape. Stuff With Motors: NASCAR Sprint Cup, 3M Performance 400. If you're drivinig in to see the race from more than 200 miles away, that's kind of a waste of time, isn't it? ESPN. 3 PM Golf: PGA Tour, Wyndham Championship, final round. In Greensboro, North Carolina. The entire golf course is nothing but left turns. CBS. Tennis: ATP Tour, Legg Mason Classic, championship match. No gold medals. Just cash. That's cool. Cash is easier to pawn. ESPN2. 4 PM MLB: Milwaukee at Los Angeles Dodgers. It's more hip if you don't start watching until the third inning. TBS. 8 PM MLB: Philadelphia at San Diego. Do we know anybody live-blogging this game? ESPN.