Tedy Bruschi's Going To Want To Try This Out Now

You know, a lot of people express concern about our nation's youth. But I say, when you've got a 13-year-old boy, smiling so broadly in front of a football star that he just tricked into throwing up the shocker ... I think the future's in good hands.

The story, according to the generous reader who sent it in, is that he took his girlfriend's little brother to meet Tedy Bruschi, described as the lad's "hero." Tedy resisted at first, and didn't know what the shocker was ... I imagine this is how he'll be finding out. Here you go, Tedy ... sorry you had to find out like this. But hey, now that you know, don't hesitate to experiment with it.