The 101 Most Popular Deadspin Posts Of 2014

Time to take a look back at our most popular posts of 2014. We have our own thoughts about what our best posts were, but these are the ones that brought in the most readers.

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My thoughts on the ice bucket challenge are complicated and not worth going into here. My thoughts on people falling down, bashing themselves over the head, and otherwise harming and embarrassing themselves are much simpler: I am staunchly pro-slapstick.
Video: Tony Stewart Runs Over Driver During Confrontation, Killing Him
NASCAR driver Tony Stewart ran over a competitor, 20-year-old Kevin Ward Jr., during a confrontation at a sprint car race on Saturday night at Canandaigua Motorsports Park in New York. Ward was killed.

Bad Molly Takes Colorado State Student On Insane, Masturbatory Rampage
We've heard of poppin' some molly and sweatin', but not popping molly, snorting some coke, car-jacking an ambulance, careening every which way through traffic, and then jerking off in the police station. That'd probably make for a better song, though.

I Was An NFL Player Until I Was Fired By Two Cowards And A Bigot
Hello. My name is Chris Kluwe, and for eight years I was the punter for the Minnesota Vikings. In May 2013, the Vikings released me from the team. At the time, quite a few people asked me if I thought it was because of my recent activism for same-sex marriage rights, and I was very careful in how I answered the question. My answer, verbatim, was always, "I honestly don't know, because I'm not in those meetings with the coaches and administrative people."
Isolated, Unedited Vocals Of Mariah Carey's Awful Holiday Performance
Remember when Mariah Carey could sing? Most millennials probably can't. "All I Want For Christmas Is You," she sings, but we'd suggest adding "a new voice" to her letter for Santa. Only Rep. Peter King could vocalize something more tone-deaf in New York today.

The 2014 Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
It's a difficult world out there, people. War, poverty, brutality, corruption, social and racial injustice … these are not civil times we live in. Which is why, more than ever, we NEED the comfort and warmth that only life inside the Williams-Sonoma catalog can provide. Follow me, America. Follow me inside these glossy pages, where there is no anger. No violence. No internet commenters explaining why YOUR SO STOOPID.

FiveFingers Maker Will Pay Millions To Suckers Who Bought Its Shoes
The favorite toe-shoe of vegan restaurant servers and 55-year-old men with ponytails has settled a class action lawsuit brought against it by what sounds like every person who ever wore its foot-condoms.

Boy Pulls Off The Smoothest Foul Ball Trick To Impress Girl Behind Him
One kid at last night's Blue Jays-Rangers game got the best of both worlds: An MLB foul ball and the attention of a girl sitting in the row behind him.
Exclusive: The Extended Donald Sterling Tape
Deadspin has acquired an extended, 15-minute version of the conversation between Clippers owner Donald Sterling and his then-girlfriend V. Stiviano. If the original nine-minute tape acquired by TMZ left any questions about Sterling's opinions regarding minorities, the audio here should remove all doubt that he's a doddering racist with views not too far removed from the plantation.
Conan O'Brien Found Out About Robin Williams's Death During His Show
As news of actor Robin Williams's death spread Monday night, Conan O'Brien was wrapping up his show, which would air a few hours later. When Conan learned what had happened, he took a couple of minutes before the taping finished, and broke the news to the audience.
Denver News Station Accidentally Puts A Big Ol' Penis On The Air
See, this is why you don't just put the camera on some producer's Twitter feed while talking about a helicopter crash.

Jameis Winston Yells "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy," Killing Meme
Florida State quarterback Jameis Winston stood on a table and yelled "fuck her right in the pussy" on campus today, according to a bunch of students who saw him. For the unaware, "Fuck her right in the pussy" was a fake video that turned into a meme, with a few people shouting iton live news broadcasts. It is now dead, because Jameis Winston climbed onto a table and yelled it. College jokes!
Runner Eats It Immediately After Interview About Running In Snow
This little bit of magic is from Portland's KOIN-6 Friday night and it is remarkable that it actually happened. The entire interview is just a slow and steady burn to that ultimate payoff and the entire time you're thinking: no way. No way this actually happens. It can't.
Georgia Lawyer's Local Super Bowl Ad Is Batshit Amazing
During the first local commercial break of last night's Super Bowl broadcast, residents of Savannah, Ga., were treated to something truly incredible. Personal injury lawyer Jamie Casino bought the entire two-minute block of local advertising and aired the masterpiece you see above.

Video: Ray Rice Knocks Out His Fiancée In An Elevator
Below, via TMZ, is the punch that got Ravens running back Ray Rice a two-game suspension from the NFL. The woman on the other end of that left hook is Janay Palmer, who is now Rice's wife.
Phillies Fans' Reactions To Dan Uggla's Grand Slam Are Amazing
Your most compelling sports video of the year comes from ESPN, which caught these Phillies fans taunting Dan Uggla—then being rudely interrupted by Uggla's grand slam. It was brilliant enough (seriously, great job ESPN) but we took it a bit further with extreme slow motion.
Female Alabama Fan Ambushes Oklahoma Bro At Sugar Bowl
At first, it seems like a mere verbal confrontation between the Bama woman—who looks like a pleasant mom—and the Oklahoma fan in the white polo. It gets so much better, though.

The Story Behind Those Jerry Jones Photos Is Weirder Than The Photos
Those weird photos of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and some ladies hanging out in what appears to be a bathroom come with an equally bughouse backstory. They were first put on the internet by a man named Frank Hoover, who alleges that they were taken by people looking to set up Jerry Jones in an extortion plot. Hoover explains all of this in his 20-page manifesto, which also makes clear that Hoover is in fact the son of God.

Butthole Eaten At Lions Tailgate
The reader who sent this photo along says he saw this butthole-eating in the parking lot of Nemo's, a bar near Ford Field. Kickoff's at 4:25, so these fans have plenty of time.
Richard Sherman Breaks Up Pass, Wins Game, Goes Nuts On Erin Andrews
US Airways Tweets Out Photo Of Model Airplane In Woman's Vagina [NSFW]
Wrestling Legend "J.R." Jim Ross Calling The Brazil-Germany Highlights
Pouty Husband Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Sex-Life Dissatisfaction
Do You Know These Runners? Because They're Probably Bastards.
Notre Dame WR Takes Cute Selfie In Bed With Porn Star Lisa Ann
We Heard About The Nude Celeb Pics Hack Weeks Ago; Here's What We Know
Paul George Breaks His Leg Horrifically In Team USA Scrimmage [GRAPHIC]
NBA Owner Sterling To Girlfriend: Why Bring Black People To My Games?
The Man Who Helped Bring Down Donald Sterling Is An Asshole, Too
In 10 Minutes, ESPN's Bomani Jones Lays Waste To The Sterling Issue
Richard Sherman Explains What People Mean When They Call Him A "Thug"
St. Louis Cardinals Prospect Oscar Taveras Killed In Car Crash
Odell Beckham Jr. Makes Circus Catch Of The Year For A Touchdown
This Is Painful: Floyd Mayweather Struggles To Read A Brief Radio Drop
Ashley Wagner's "Bullshit" Moment Is The First Meme Of The Sochi Games
ESPN Suspends Keith Law From Twitter For Defending Evolution [UPDATE]
Canadians Freaking Out Over Winning Hockey Gold Is Just Fantastic
Justin Verlander And His Butt Appear In Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
This Guy Was Sharing The Hacked Celeb Nudes Weeks Before They Leaked
Watching Random People Slap Each Other In The Face Is Weirdly Compelling
Sherman-Crabtree: Watch And Listen To Their Mic'd Up Highlights
Former Oklahoma RB: DeMarco Murray Had An Affair With My Wife
Watch The Anti-Redskins Commercial That Will Run During The NBA Finals
Comcast SportsNet Airs Our Version Of Cubs Mascot With Cock And Balls
Fake Chef Fools Midwest Morning Shows, Makes Reporters Eat Gross Food
Little Kid At Giants Parade Yells "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy" On Air
Dumb People Mad At Multilingual "America The Beautiful" Coca-Cola Ad
Report: Dustin Johnson Had "Sexual Indiscretion" With PGA Player's Wife
Warrant Issued For Adrian Peterson's Arrest In Child Injury Case
Christy Mack Posts Photos, Account Of Alleged Beating By War Machine
Insane Handbook: Bills Cheerleaders Are Told How To Wash Their Vaginas
Insane $25 Million Lawsuit Vs. Johnny Manziel Alleges, Well, Everything
Antonio Brown Kicks A Punter In The Face, In Extreme Slow Motion
Your Complete Quotable Guide To Decades Of Donald Sterling's Racism
NFL Cheerleading Is A Scam: A Former Ravens Cheerleader Tells All
LSU Outfielder Makes One Of The Best Catches You'll Ever See
Floyd Mayweather And T.I. Reportedly Get Into Giant Brawl In Las Vegas
Lady Who Just Lit Olympic Flame Tweeted A Racist Picture Of The Obamas
Peyton Manning Has Had It With The Broncos' Scoreboard Operator
Paul George Unleashed A Once-In-A-Lifetime 360 Windmill Dunk
Here's Ray Rice Dragging His Unconscious Fiancee Out Of An Elevator
Adult Kickball Team Email: Please Don't Fuck Your Teammates Yet
Brazil Fan Yells "Fuck Her Right In The Pussy" On Live World Cup Report
Jeff Francoeur's Teammates Pulled A Hilarious Weeks-Long Prank On Him
This Girl Fight Is The Best Comedy And Action Movie Of The Year
Marshawn Lynch Reaches For A Bottle Of Fireball At The Seahawks Parade
World Series National Anthem Botched By That Asshole From Staind
So, There's A Hardcore Fucking Video Posted On Kenny Britt's Instagram
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