The Ballad Of Chad Ochocino's Pregnant Pigeon

Presenting a saga rivaling anything Wagner ever wrote, told entirely in Tweets. The tale of Chad Ochocinco and his pregnant pigeon features sex, mystery and Wonder Bread.

Damit she's pregnant!!! I knew I shouldn't have kept these pigeons together in the same cage, I'm pissed off!! less than a minute ago via Echofon

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Man i am on my roof and the male pigeon just escaped leaving the female, wtf, just like a dude in real life and she's pregnant, #notcool less than a minute ago via twidroid

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Im really sad, lil pregnant pigeon is looking at me like what now with a lil tear going down her lil beak, how do you console a bird? less than a minute ago via twidroid

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People keep asking how i know she's pregnant? Her lil pigeon nipples are swolen and sticking out, belly is huge to, 2 pregnant signs less than a minute ago via twidroid

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Going to bed, put the pigeon in the kitchen with a full loaf of wonder bread and put cardboard so she can't fly upstairs to my room, g-night less than a minute ago via twidroid

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@ QBKILLA i got a pregnant pigeon boss, they say birds lay eggs, nobody in the world has ever seen pigeon eggs,she's knocked up bruh #serious less than a minute ago via twidroid

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I just left Krogers brought my pregnant pigeon some sun flower seeds and a box of my cereal, , im worried that the male pigeon wont return less than a minute ago via twidroid

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My apoligies, my pregnant pigeon says burrrrr , burrrr or whatever the hell sound she keeps making, she is saying goodnight also i guess WTF less than a minute ago via web

Chad Ochocinco OGOchoCinco

Okay this is my last tweet and i am going to bed but ever since i got my pigeon vaccinated she has been acting weird? is this normal? less than a minute ago via web

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First my cereal has the wrong number now someone stole my pregnant pigeon and her cage, who the fuck steals pigeons they are everywhere FUCK less than a minute ago via twidroid

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