The Florida Gators Make Themselves Easier To Hate With Each Passing Day
The only thing that warrants a chomp is the throat of whichever "creative team" member thought, "For that Shands at University of Florida contest, let's do something like 'Scrubs,' but with total mascot spirit! People will love it!"
Apparently, this was part of something called the "Chompetition." Here's another entry.
Speechless, but inexplicably filled with anger. You?
(H/T Caitlin)
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