The Million-Dollar Monaco Fender-Bender

Mercedes, Ferrari, Porsche, Bentley, Aston Martin — five great tastes that don't go together when you smash them all together like a little kid playing with toy cars. Of course this went down in Monte Carlo, which combines all the pretentiousness of Vegas with all the pretentiousness of France.

The damage:

The collision included a $400,000 Bentley Azure, a $120,000 Mercedes S-Class, a $230,000 Ferrari F430, an Aston Martin Rapide worth $230,000 and a Porsche 911 valued at $130,000, according to Sky News. The incident in the wealthy southern France city state began when the Bentley scraped the side of the Mercedes, then plowed into the Ferrari. The Bentley then careened into the Aston Martin and the Porsche.

And why yes, the Daily Mail is happy to point out the gender and hair color of the offending driver.

Monte Car-nage: Erratic Driver Hits Supercars [Sky News]