The One Where Dwight Howard Supaman's Dat Ho

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...

Hmm. I Wonder If "Jimmy Henchmen" Rigged The NBA All-Star Vote

Exclusive pictures of Dwight Howard dating Jimmy Henchmen's Daughter (Dee Dee Rosemond) for over a year. Heres the pictures from his bday party she threw for him in La without inviting his baby mama

Thank You, Loody. We'll Make A Note Of It. MY NAME IS LOODY, I LIVE IN ORLANDO FL I HAVE BEEN USING MY ESPN MOBILE SINCE THE FIRST COME OUT, AFTER SPRINT TAKE OVER, I HAVE CHANGE COMPANY....NOW IM USING THE SAME PHONE AT METRO PCS.........SPRINT IT'S SUCKS...

ESPN MOBILE PHONE ARE ROCKS.

Alex Rodriguez Jerks Off What And Twists His Nipples How During SportsCenter, Now?

Now I know this may end up on your bull shit stories post, but this is hilarious regardless...

I live in DC, and my brother's roommate's girlfriend's friend was in town. They are all from Jersey/NYC. Supposedly, this chick in town from NYC knows some chick who hooked up with the one and only Alex Rodriguez. He takes her back to her place, starting banging and what not on his couch. Then SportsCenter comes on TV, and he is the lead story. He stops banging her and insists on her pinching his nipples while he jerks off to himself on TV.

I don't know who would make this shit up, they are creative if it's false. Perhaps someone can contact Madonna's publicist to see if any of this may possibly be true. The chick who told this story wasn't the most attractive of ladies, so she had nothing to gain in telling this story.

Your Wish Is My Command

AJD,

Sorry about the buzzsaw on your ass. At least you have the Phils. Fuck it.

Anyway. Love the Deadspin deleted scenes. Somehow they always make me laugh the hardest because of the randomness. So here's my "tip".

The picture was taken at Redsfest, and its a picture of the Reds Phenom outfielder Jay Bruce with two fans having the time of their life. Bruce looks thrilled.

Pete Gaines: Clean Up In Aisle TwoEightNine

Hello,

I visited your website for the first time today. In the "So That's What Happened to Brenda Warner" story, there's a comment from someone named twoeightnine that says:

"What kind of Christian gets a nose job to make their nose look more Jew like?"

And then there are some more offensive comments replying to that. How do comments like these make it through the filter?

When I look at the comment instructions, I see:

"We're looking for comments that are interesting, substantial or highly amusing. If your comments are excessively self-promotional, obnoxious, or even worse, boring, you will be banned from commenting."

Is this an interesting, substantial or highly amusing comment by TwoEightNine? Is it not obnoxious?

Please help me understand your comment policy better in light of this.