The St. Louis Cardinals Just Traded For Subject 7 From The Duke Fuck List

On Tuesday, the St. Louis Cardinals traded infielder Skip Schumaker to the Los Angeles Dodgers for some guy named Jake Lemmerman. Who is Jake Lemmerman? The baseball record says he's nobody special, a 24-year-old utility infielder who's put up decent numbers in the minors and profiles as a solid backup. But that's not the only evaluation of Lemmerman's talents: In college, he made the legendary Duke Fuck List as "Subject 7." Let's review the scouting report, shall we? (Click images to enlarge)

Strengths: Executes the cutoff perfectly. Weaknesses: Inconsistent release point.

Strengths: Alertness, activity. Weaknesses: Tries to do too much.

Strengths: Quick hands. Weaknesses: Chases Everything.

Overall, we think the Cardinals got themselves a hell of a player.

h/t Emeritus