Tiger Woods Is Now Golf's Washed-Up Uncle
[object Object] Tiger Woods is still too old and fucked up to play golf, but he is capable of serving as a vice captain for the United States’ Ryder Cup team. Somebody forgot to tell Tiger that vice captains aren’t allowed to be in the team photo:
Now who’s going to tell him that the family got together and decided it would be best for everyone if he ate at the kids table this Thanksgiving?
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