To Watch Tonight...

• College Basketball: #14 UCLA @ USC. You know those ESPN promo spots that feature different pregame traditions for various teams around the country? Anyone else think the UCLA one is really lame?

• Olympics: Ice Dancing and Cross Country Skiing. Go ahead and pretend you're watching ice dancing for a reason other than Tanith Belbin being hot.

• NBA: All-Star Game. I would really appreciate it if this game could be played without the commentators telling me how badly the guys want to win as I watch them walk leisurely up and down the court.