To Watch Tonight...

• College Basketball: Syracuse @ Pittsburgh. Big East Championship. If you're looking for advice on how not to defend Gerry McNamara, Pittsburgh, you should contact Jim Calhoun and Rashad Anderson.

• College Basketball: Utah State @ Nevada. WAC Championship. Winner is in the dance, loser is Bubblicious... although Nevada's bubble would have to be considered much stronger than Utah State's.

• NBA: LA Clippers @ Milwaukee. Bobby Simmons: "I told you the Clippers would miss me. Wait, what? Their record is what? Dammit."