What to watch as you repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax ...
• College basketball: North Carolina at Clemson [ESPN]; Illinois at Minnesota. [ESPN2]. Half of these teams are going to the NIT. And we think they're in the same conference. Sigh.
• NBA: L.A. Lakers at San Antonio. Oh God, apparently it's procreating. [ESPN]
• Tennis: Australian Open, at Melbourne. Hurry, usher! He's injured himself trying to pronounce "Alla Kudryavtseva versus Agnieszka Radwanska." [ESPN2]