What to watch as you translate all of your comments into Klingon ...
• College football: Orange Bowl, Virginia Tech vs. Kansas, at Miami (8:15 p.m., ET). Has Mangino ever ingested fruit? [Fox]
• Golf: PGA Tour, Mercedes-Benz Championship, first round, at Kapalua, Hawaii (6 p.m., ET). Colt Brennan has just thrown another interception. [The Golf Channel]
• College men's basketball: Ohio State at Illinois State (8 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; West Virginia at Notre Dame (7 p.m., ET); Villanova at DePaul (9 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]; UCLA at Stanford (7:30 p.m., PT) . If it's not flooded out. [FSN]
• NBA: Portland at Chicago (8:15 p.m., ET); Seattle at Phoenix (10:30 p.m., ET). Who could have guessed that the best of these four teams would be Portland? [TNT]

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