To Watch Tonight

What to watch while giving into sloth, greed, lust, wrath, envy, pride and especially gluttony.

Soccer: Argentina vs. U.S. National Team. No better way to give the Argentines a pleasant impression of America than by making them play at the Meadowlands. [ESPN Classic] 7:30 p.m.

Bull Riding: The Git-R-Done Invitational. I think Borat is supposed to show up. [Versus] 8 p.m.

MLB: Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers. The Cubs hope to avoid their first three-game skid of the season. I hope to avoid this game. [ESPN] 8 p.m.

Movie: Pulp Fiction. Actually, I think they do speak English in What. [VH1] 8 p.m.

NBA Finals Game Two: Los Angeles Lakers at Boston Celtics. Paul Pierce actually is hoping for a Murderball game to break out. [ABC] 9 p.m.

Movie: Deep Impact. A black president? That's cra-zay! [TNT] 9 p.m.

TV: Venture Brothers. Nuevo! [Cartoon Network] 11:30 p.m.