To Watch Tonight

What to watch after you drop off the kids at the bar ... • MLB: Chicago Cubs at Houston (8 p.m., ET). Don't be afraid to show your Cubness. [ WGN] • NBA: Draft lottery, at Secaucus, N.J. (8 p.m., ET); Eastern Conference finals, Game 1, Detroit at Boston (8:30 p.m., ET). Your fate, decided by ping pong balls. [ ESPN] • WNBA: Sacramento at Seattle (10:30 p.m., ET). May you sleep well and dream of large women. [ ESPN2]