Today In Great Quotes

"I didn't touch her," Haynesworth responded, according to the document, adding that he doesn't "even like black girls." — Per ESPN, prosecutors filed paperwork in Superior Court in Washington saying that if football-player extraordinaire Albert Haynesworth agrees to plead guilty to simple assault they would drop the misdemeanor sexual abuse charge.

Albert Haynesworth offered plea deal [ESPN]

Albert Haynesworth Allegedly Swiped His Credit Card In A Waitress's Cleavage [Deadspin]