Trading A Spouse For Finals Tickets

Looking to give up tickets to Game 6 — if there is one — of the NBA Finals in Boston next Tuesday? If you're looking for the right price, one Celtics fan is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice.

He's willing to give you his wife.

trade 1 night with my wife shes 5-4 105 brown hair eyes great body tanned toned very pretty girl 1 night all safe and normal stuff dinner movie drinks no drugs or crazy requests serious replies only must reply with a picture to be considered please normal guys only

You know, you have to appreciate the kindness this man is showing to his tanned tone very pretty girl wife. Not only does he insist that the guys be normal and serious, he insists that they take her out to dinner, a movie and drinks first. That's all class.

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