Traditionally, 11 Man Defenses Work Better

I've read in a couple places that the Redskins' first defensive play featured a 10-person formation in honor of Sean Taylor, which the Bills also thought was proper, because they used that play for a 22-yard gain. (Good thing it wasn't a 21-yard run.) The pride of Wallaceburg, Ontario and BGSU's own Shaun Suisham is kicking all the points for D.C. in this one. Redskins 9, Bills 2

Vinny Testaverde scoffs at the 49ers. Well, yes, the San Francisco football team, but also the actual Gold Rush participants for thinking they could strike it rich. That's why Testaverde put his savings in the upcoming railroad industry, and made a fortune. Vinny T. has himself 11-of-16 passing for 101 yards and a touchdown. Trent Dilfer has two completions to Panthers defenders. Panthers 17, Niners 0

Peyton Manning has three touchdowns, one to Reggie Wayne and two to Dallas Clark, and ... wait, this one's a repeat. Cursed writer's strike. Colts 21, Jaguars 7

Whoa whoa, slow down, fellas. You're filling up on points too quickly. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? Seahawks 21, Eagles 17

The Falcons secondary has a slimming effect on Gus Frerotte. He should wear it more often. Three touchdowns in the first half, and only five incompletions. Rams 21, Falcons 0

So I guess Adrian Peterson's okay then. Chester Taylor's not untalented either. And Tarvaris Jackson has ... two touchdown passes. I don't understand. Vikings 35, Lions 10

It's ugly. It's tied. It's intense. It's must be the AFC West. Chargers 10, Chiefs 10

If nothing else, 'm sure the fans of these two teams are enjoying the game. Texans 10, Titans 7

Favored, my ass. Jets 20, Dolphins 13