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UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Spotted Making Out With A Giant Banana Penis

These UFC ring girls have tough lives, let me tell you. They prance about in bikinis, get schtupped by fighters and create art that would make Michelangelo weep. None of them appears to have more than a lone synapse firing upstairs. This one is Arianny Celeste. She's the queen of the ring girls. According to her website, she claims to like quiet computer nerds (although I've seen plenty of firsthand contradictory evidence). Clearly, she also likes enormous yellow dongs, at least for their nutritive value.

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