Unfortunately, They Can't Use Their Hands

In America you can't even have porn stars on your fantasy football team, but the attitude is a bit different in Denmark. Players for FC Copenhagen, a Danish Superliga team, have been promised two porn films for every game they win, courtesy of one of the team's sponsors, sex movie distributors BN Agentur ( the team's mascot approves). From The Daily Record:

Laursen, Sionko and team mates have risen to the challenge — winning nine of their first 13 games to go one point behind leaders Odense. Copenhagen, known locally as FCK, screen the films at their training ground — although they refuse to reveal who gets to keep them afterwards. Club chairman Flemming Ostergaard said: "As far as I am concerned, there is nothing wrong with it."

So every team meeting is a wild bachelor party; a concept which I have the feeling Mike Singletary might not approve. But my question is, are all of FC Copenhagen's movies sports-themed? And how many of those could there be? Bang the Bum Slowly, The Unnatural, Brian's Dong ... OK, I give up. FC Copenhagen Reward Players With Adult Films [The Spoiler]