We Are All Dave McKenna LXXVI

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until [Daniel] Snyder's dumbass libel suit somehow wakes Dante up from his eternal slumber and creates a 10th circle of Hell solely for dumbass libel suits of this nature to share with John Steigerwald, once he passes on to a world that will accept him, and his inner dialogue, for what he, and it, truly are.

Today's topic: Tomorrow. On this, the 76th day of all of us being one with Dave McKenna, comes a cryptic message. Yes, unity will take on a different form tomorrow with We Are All Dave McKenna LXXVII. It's an exciting new unity. Mesmerizing, even. And the mission will involve you, should you choose to accept it. Which you will. Because, like I mentioned, it's exciting and mesmerizing.

As for putting a footnote on We Are Dave McKenna I-LXXVI, the mic is ceded to badass former Redskins running back John Riggins, orator of the Nov. 2009 quote that sits atop the "Daniel Snyder evil" google search.

" This is a bad guy that owns this team. I'll just tell you that upfront. Bad guy. And if the Commissioner is worried about potential new owners and saying some of these guys shouldn't apply, he might want to police his own inside guys...

Let me put it to you this way, Cris, this person's heart is dark."

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