We Can't Wait To See The Real Statue

With all the talk of Raiders receiver Randy Moss and his inability to turn his frown upside down, a significant event in the life of Mr. Moss has been overlooked: They're naming a college football award after him.

The Randy Moss Return Man Award, quite reasonably, will go to the best kick and/or punt returner in college football; they haven't announced this year's nominees yet, but if you're having trouble figuring out which ones they are, just look for the people moping around, running over cops with their car and, you know, getting stoned.

OK, that wasn't fair; Instead, just look for the people wearing this.

Randy Moss Is Happy About This ... We Promise [WBRS Sports Blog] Randy Moss Seeking Happy Ending [The Fanhouse] MOSSMASK! [Deadspin]