Week In Deadspin: He Sees All

• Carl Monday, Freedom Fighter. • George Bodenheimer is a fool for romance. • Larry Hughes puts his clothes where his heart is. • How have we survived without Roger Clemens in our lives? • Your two-time NBA MVP. • Carson Palmer, cornholer. • We have World Cup fever, and we're not the least bit ashamed of it. Eat our goal! • Scott Sauerbeck makes news the only way a setup reliever really can. Thanks for noticing us, Barbaro! • Aw, they're drugging MAC football coaches again.

That'll do it for us, folks. Enjoy your last soccer-free weekend for a while, drop by and say to The Mighty MJD and, most of all, remember whose eyes are on you, all the time. We'll see you Monday.