Week In Deadspin: You're With Us, Neil

• Dirk Nowitzki loves David Hasselhoff. • Even with no mullet, we'll still miss Doug Flutie. • Neil Everett has balls of steel. You're with us, Neil! • Hey, look, it's the Atlanta Hawks mascot on a moped. • Ron Zook rocks your ass into next Tuesday. • College baseball's version of Sofia Coppola (the Godfather III version). • Nothing on earth could be better than the Terrell Owens Youth Football Camp. • What would it be like, exactly, to have Jose Canseco in your beer league? • OK, fine, we no longer doubt LeBron James.

Oh, yeah, buy a T-shirt, they tell us. Enjoy The Mighty MJD, and we'll see you all Monday. Stay safe, rockers.