Week In Review: Rutgers Now, Rutgers Forever

• The Sportshuman Of The Year Tournament has begun! • JERSEY! • That's some wide receiver ass. • Everywhere you look, there's Ned. • If Dan Patrick isn't talking to you, he's a dick! • Chris, who let Christian Slater in here? • Hey, watch the dreads! • Drew Tate ... CLEVER! • To steal Drew's line, "Seasoning doesn't kill people, people kill people. • Lonnie Smith came awfully close to ending the Braves dynasty before it started. • Hee hee, booger eater, hee hee. • Darryl Strawberry is a helluva drug. • Mike Ditka wine can only be found at Costco. • Put us on the list, Jackie!

Oh, and Gary Sheffield was just traded to the Tigers.

All righty, that'll do it. As always, The Mighty MJD is laying down the rad dope phat dawg beats all weekend. We should be closer to having our intern next week, so you'll be able to mock him/her soon. We're gonna keep our usual distance from the computer this weekend, and we'll see you Monday.