White Sox Clinch Playoffs. It's Ozzie Time!

The Chicago White Sox just beat the Tigers 4-2 and are heading to the playoffs for the first time in five years. This means many things, but what's most important is that White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen is about to become a very big, very loud part of every baseball fan's life. So, you know, that'll be fun.

Remember: You should not spam Ozzie Guillen. Particularly if you happen to be, in his words, "a homosexual, a child molester.

The playoffs with Ozzie Guillen might not be enriching for the soul, but they sure will be entertaining.

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