With No Regard For Human Life

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Shaq's been tooling around China this week, promoting his deal with sneaker company Li-Ning (he's already been wearing their shoes in games, with the logo covered up). Much better than Nixon's ping-pong diplomacy, our state department has apparently sent O'Neal to terrify China's youth into submission. Hence, this image of him feeding one boy, pants no doubt wet with fear, to a giant shark, while Little Buddha looks on serenely.

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Good morning. It's Sunday. Shouldn't you be in church, you bunch of choirboys?