A reader writes in, seeking help:

I didn’t know who to direct this to, maybe Drew? My friend is a bartender and for a good portion of his day he is the only employee working at this shady, hole in the wall dive bar. I decided today that I’m going to start prank phone calling him when I’m bored in my cubicle (a la Bart Simpson calling Moe’s).

The only thing I’ve been able to come up with so far is to call him and tell him I think I left my baby somewhere in the bar and I want him to look around the bar for me to check.

Could your team assist me in putting together some better prank phone call ideas?

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

So, got any ideas? Drop 'em in the discussion section.