Always Pepper Your Post With Fat Chick Jokes

• A hilarious take on how to start a shitty sports blog. [ My Brian Says Rage] • Ichiro's dog influenced him to stay in Seattle. [ Enjoy the Enjoyment] • How'd Cornelius not make the '07 All-Star Cereal roster? [ Gheorge: The Blog] • Isiah signs 25 teams to a one-year, $1.8 million deal. Wow. [ ArmchairGM] • Marco Belinelli needs a nickname. I like 'The Renaissance Man.' [ Say Hey] • Some people don't care if you don't like soccer. [ Pop Jocks] • Another Celtics blog joins the Internet dance. [ Parquet Pride] • Parenting for dummies and/or middle linebackers. [ Blogcritics]