"Cy-ber Young," A 200-Pound Robot, Threw Out Tonight's First Pitch In Detroit

When the robot army eventually rises up and enslaves all of Earth's citizens some years from now, I hope we all have the foresight to remember this day, when a 200-pound robot named "Cy-ber Young" took the mound at Comerica Park and showed that it could accurately hit a target with a baseball. It won't be so entertaining when we're barely scraping by to survive, but we can enjoy this now. (And if we're lucky, the robot overlords will take G-Money first.) At least we human still rule at kicking footballs. [ MLB]