Would You Call This A Throw Pillow?

We've never been to Japan, but we have heard many stories, most notably about all the varied ways a blond girl from the United States could make some really easy and strange money simply by hanging around with uptight Japanese businessmen half her height. We always chalked these up to urban legend at best and unwelcome steretype at worst ... but now we're not so sure.

From Sports Hooligan comes this Japanese advertisement for a pillow with the same shape and texture as Maria Sharapova's breasts. Yep, you read that right. We know the translation is bad, but we still can't help but love this ad copy: "The chest which has become open can be enjoyed. Is just the person who obtained the commodity.

Sharonpowan! [Nodaya.net] (via Sports Hooligan]