Falling Beam At Indiana's Assembly Hall Is Metaphor For Something

Wow, even in a down year when Hoosier basketball fans don't have much to cheer about, we still rock the joint so hard that literally the house comes down.

It's the only reasonable explanation we here at Deadspin—well, we Hoosiers here at Deadspin—can come up with for why the roof beam you see above mysteriously comes crashing down, postponing tonight's Iowa-Indiana game. That or even the ceiling is getting tired of Tom Crean's inexplicable minutes allotments, but we're optimists.

h/t Chris Hassel