Football Coach Named Pooch Caught Up In Prostitution Sting With Dog Collars, Cages

Things just got a little bit more awkward in the Firelands (Ohio) Falcons locker room.

Seems as if head coach Todd Pooch — a dirty, dirty boy — got arrested in a sting at a faux "brothel" which had one employee (a 46-year-old woman originally from Alaska) and a lot of props (including dog chains, collars, masks and whips). Per the Morning Journal in northern Ohio ...

Pooch, and another man ... made appointments for sex via the website and showed up at a motel room deputies had rented for the sting. Deputies had surveillance set up in the motel room, along with various bondage props.

Both men requested a number of bondage services in exchange for money. One man wanted to be tied up and beaten, and another wanted sex acts performed while he sat in a dog cage. Patrick would not elaborate on which requests came from Pooch.

So, they won't say whether Pooch wanted collaring and caging? Punk-ass cops are probably Firelands alumni.

In related news, the Falcons lost 33-14 in no small part because "the opening kickoff took three attempts as the first two went out of bounds." Here's a recap if you're so inclined.

(H/T Jed D.)