German Santa Drunkenly Stumbles, Pisses, Falls His Way Into History

Bookmark this one for the day when you don't deliver your kid everything he or she asked Santa slide down the chimney with. Hell, bookmark this for when your family looks at you all judgmental while funneling nog.

From Metro.co.uk...

Clad in the traditional red Father Christmas suit, the man is seen stumbling around a car park before urinating against a post. He then walks a bit further before tripping over his own feet and taking what looks like a rather painful fall onto a car boot.

After straightening his hat he then continues on his journey, before relieving himself again in a doorway - much to the surprise of passersby stepping out of a nearby lift, who push him over and make a run for it. The Santa then tries - unsuccessfully - to pull up his trousers before disappearing into the lift, treating people to a view of his rear end.

According to the German Herald, a garage owner told the local media the man was later seen boarding a bus. "The Santa left the building on foot after it was pointed out he should not be driving - and in any case he did not even seem to know if he had a car here," he added.

(H/T Tomuban)

Here's a link to the video itself (since it doesn't seem to like embedding).