High-Kicking Madman Should Maybe Switch From Soccer To Taekwondo

Here we have yet another South American soccer player who apparently can’t differentiate between the kinds of kicks you use to score goals as Messi when playing FIFA and those you use to punt opponents’ heads off their bodies as Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat:

No, that red card Fluminense defender Gilberto rightly earned did not signify a “flawless victory.” Though maybe the sending off does indicate that he’d be better off giving up soccer for martial arts.