If You Want To Break Up With Your Girlfriend, Don't Tell Her You Died Of Cancer, And Then Get Photographed At The Louisville Game With A "Big White Girl"

Oh lord. Kids today, with their Facebooks, and MyBooks, and cancer scams, and roomy white chicks.

First off, I'm not sure that "surrogate" means what she thinks it means. Secondly, posting this photo on Facebook, instead of confronting him there, definitely shames one of them. Though not the one she was hoping.

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These are the Breaks [Lamebook] [h/t FarmRaised]

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