Knicks Trade Pitch: Our Players Only Suck Because Of Our Coach

Only at MSG. Here's this, from an ESPN column about the Knicks ongoing adventures in trading Iman Shumpert:

According to league sources with knowledge of the team's talks with potential trade partners, president/GM Steve Mills' management team has also cited Mike Woodson's coaching as one reason for Shumpert's poor play.

"They're saying that Shumpert's a better player [than he's shown] but Woodson isn't using him right," one league source said.

Got that, potential trade partners? Shump won't suck as much for your team as much as he sucks for our team as long as your coach does not suck nearly as much as our coach, Mike Woodson, who clearly sucks, sucks.

[ ESPN]