Little David Witthoft Approves

• Jessica Simpson sleeps in Tony Romo's practice jerseys, and refuses to wash one. [ FanHouse] • Sweaty, sweaty Bob Huggins. [ The Sports Hernia] • Hockey sticks don't hurt people. People hurt people with hockey sticks. [ Going Five Hole] • Hillary Clinton is the New England Patriots. [ Houstoned Ballz] • Jaguars remove Patriots' asterisk. But they're not sorry. [ Metroville] • The best ACC players who really suck at free throws. [ Storming The Floor] • Glen Rice finds a man hiding in his wife's closet. It doesn't end well. [ SPORTSbyBROOKS] • Fire Syracuse's football coach or the kitten gets it. [ The Realests] • Jeff Kent wants HGH blood testing. He must be a vampire. [ UmpBump]