NFL Owners As Dick Tracy Villains

Dan O'Sullivan, who wrote as "General Gandhi" at Mr. Destructo and writes under his real name at Jacobin (among other places), spent yesterday doing the lord's work: pairing off a dozen or so NFL owners with their Dick Tracy villain counterparts. Most Twitter is bad Twitter. This was very good Twitter:

There are a bunch more in O'Sullivan's timeline. But I think there's enough of a sample size here to conclude evil.