NFL Tilts Stupidly At Stupid Windmill
The NFL has exciting new plans to implement a test of dubious efficacy for a substance of uncertain benefits. Whatever. We've been through this before, so I'll just note two things:
1.) At last check, the HGH blood test had returned a single positive out of thousands of extractions, and that one was a targeted test administered only after anti-doping authorities received a tip. (The rugby player who was caught, Terry Newton, later killed himself.)
2.) Pro Football Talk smartly says drug testing is "more about public relations than anything else," then bafflingly says the NFL "deserves kudos." What? I don't mean to pick on PFT, but this sort of sentiment seems to be an awfully common one among the Serious Football Media, and it gives off that unctuous, suffocating, Politico-y air of grading human events on their effectiveness as brand management — i.e., we all know workable drug testing is an impossible dream in a world where the quacks with the test tubes are always at least five steps ahead of the fellows with the piss cups, but kudos to the NFL for successfully demagoguing the issue, right?
HGH testing part of new CBA; testing expected to begin this season [PFT]
NBA Best Bets: Expert Picks for Tuesday’s Playoff Action
Top Remaining Veterans Teams Should Target After NFL Draft
Why Top NBA Draft Prospects Aren’t Guaranteed Stars
Top Quarterbacks to Watch for the 2027 NFL Draft
- UFC Vegas 116 Best Bets: Full Card Picks, Props, and Betting Predictions
- Best Betting Picks for Saturday’s NBA Playoff Matchups
- Friday NBA Picks & Predictions: Best Bets for April 24 Playoff Slate
- MLB Best Bets Today: Strikeout Props and Total Plays to Target
- NBA Playoffs Betting Picks: Game 3 Predictions & Best Bets
- NBA Playoff Picks: Rockets vs Lakers & Spurs vs Blazers Best Bets
- MLB Betting Picks Today: Two Expert Picks for Tuesday’s Slate

