Photoshop Contest: That Jerkoff Kid Behind Doug Gottlieb
We can't stop marveling at the brilliant juvenile hijinks displayed last night at the Kansas State-Missouri game by the young man sitting directly behind Doug Gottlieb, which our own Tim Burke so memorably captured in a .gif we posted this morning. But there's no reason for the fun to stop there; the natural next step is to let our readers in on the gag, too, which is why we're asking for your photoshops. Our illustrator, Jim Cooke, started things off by blending Jerkoff Kid into the above image of The Decision, where he just seems to fit right in, doesn't he?
You know how this works. We did it before with Rolando McClain's perp walk grin, Ryan Howard in a food store on a motorized scooter, Larry Merchant, That Guy and Tiger Woods, Jim Tressel signing things, Cigar Guy, and Jason Whitlock. Leave your entries in the comments, or email them to me directly at dom[at]deadspin[dot]com. We'll present the best of the best next week, and the winner will receive the usual prize of some crap from our desk.
Here's a still-frame image for you to use as a guide. Go!
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