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Flood Of Shit Ends Spring Training For Dodgers

Dodger Stadium is full of shit. It was last night, at least....

UFC Fighter Appears To Shit Herself While Getting Choked Out

Russian-American kickboxing specialist Justine Kish squared up with UFC veteran Felice Herrig in Oklahoma City during tonight’s UFC Fight Night event. Herrig won in a unanimous decision, although the previously undefeated Kish did an admirable job of wriggling out of a rear naked choke late in the t...

DNC Apologizes For Illegally Dumping A Bunch Of Poop Down A Storm Drain

A DNC bus was apparently so full of shit this morning that it pulled over in Lawrenceville, Ga. and illegally dumped a bunch of it down a storm drain. Witnesses complained of a “foul smell” and witnessed the bus dumping raw sewage on the Grayson Highway this morning between campaign stops. It was ba...

Rice-Army Game Delayed By Mule Shit

Army football has often been accused of taking a shit on the field over the past few decades, but today’s delay in the Black Knights’ game against Rice was due to the mules that serve as live West Point mascots....

Race Walk Leader Appears To Be Having Poop Problems [Updates: He Has Collapsed]

French race walker Yohann Diniz is leading today’s 50k, but his competition hasn’t been a, uh, cakewalk? It looks like Diniz either has severe gastrointestinal issues—at times shoving a sponge down his pants to soak up wet fecal matter, and then throwing the sponge off toward the crowd—or stuck a bu...

Cleveland Man Takes Not One, But Two Big Bites Of Shit

The video in this post is a man, wearing a wallet chain, eating shit at the Cavaliers’ parade. In this case, the phrase “eating shit” isn’t used to describe the man falling on his face. This guy picks up a piece of shit and takes a bite of it. Then, he takes the remnant and tosses it into his mouth ...

The Euros Are Off To A Wonderful Start

Ex-World Sailing Chief Claims He Was Fired For Trying To Move Olympic Racing Out Of Shit-Filled Bay

The sailing events at the 2016 Rio Olympics are currently scheduled to take place in Guanabara Bay, which is full of shit. A German sailor has already been hospitalized after he reportedly contracted MRSA in a training event last August, and experts say “three teaspoons” of the bay’s water will be e...

Knock That Shit Down

Clearly Reggie Rankin is familiar with the Bobcats’ awful shooting....

A Shitting Irish Setter, And More Of The Grossest Things You've Seen On Public Transit 

Asking about the grossest thing you guys have ever seen on public transportation may have been a mistake, because I’ve been forced to read many a tale about public defecation and urination, among other bodily fluid-based adventures. If that tickles your fancy, then hang on for our readers’ tales of ...

MMA Fighter In Choke Taps Out, Shits Himself, Leaks Shit All Over Cage [NSFW]

Look, this video delivers exactly what it promises. You clicked on this. One poor MMA fighter—Travis Walford, according to our friends at Bloody Elbow—not only lost the match to Daniel Cooper at a Ruckus in the Cage event in West Virginia on Saturday, but pooped himself. It got everywhere....

It's More Common Than You Think

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ESPN's Michael Smith Lets The "Shit" Fly On <i>His & Hers</i>

ESPN’s His & Hers can regularly be a welcome palate-cleanser after the toxic sludge that is First Take, as hosts Jemele Hill and Michael Smith offer something a bit more fresh than the two dumbasses that lead them in. Also fresh: Michael Smith’s mouth, today....

Listen To Vin Scully Tell A Charming Story About Bird Shit

"And that's the story of Mike Matheny and the bird poop."...

Gary Player Tells Story About Arnold Palmer Taking A Shit On A Green

Of all the things you expect to hear during the hours upon hours of televised Masters coverage, a story about Arnold Palmer taking a shit on a green during a tournament in Japan is not one of them. Thanks to Gary Player and Golf Channel, you can do exactly that....

Dog Invades Pitch During Argentine League Match, Takes A Shit

Today's Rosario Central-River Plate match was interrupted for several minutes by an adorable dog who evaded security and shat on the pitch. ...

The Worst Cyber Monday Deals

All worn out from sitting on your ass and buying stuff this Cyber Monday? Good. Then you can't waste time or money buying crap like this. Here are some of the worst Cyber Monday deals in sports. ...

America's Worst Public Toilets, Ranked

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"World Series Shits To Detroit" Declares <em>Chicago Tribune</em>, Fox News, Et Al

Gather ‘round, my little dreamlets. Grandpa's going to sing of the days before every baboon with a wireless connection could vomit up a website and call it news. In those long-forgotten times, human beings would staff publications—magazines and newspapers, chiefly. But as audience habits and adverti...

Feeding Seagulls Laxatives Ends Exactly As Expected

This is terrible. If you've ever had a bird shit on you, you know this. It once happened to me, actually—my fault for going to Shea Stadium....