The Afternoon In College Hoops...

• #14 UCLA 68, Michigan 61. Jordan Farmar and Arron Afflalo both went over 20 for the Bruins, and Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, enemy of people who sew last names onto uniforms everywhere, had 9 rebounds off the bench. • Tennessee is currently throttling #7 Texas. I know it's only my second week doing this, but I have yet to have the opportunity to say anything positive about the Longhorns. Last week Duke embarrassed them, they lost all fashion sense, and Vince Young seemed to be the only person surprised by the fact that he didn't win the Heisman. This week, a couple of football players are under investigation, and the basketball team is getting hammered by unranked Tennessee. With 7 minutes to play in the 2nd half, Texas currently has 1 bench point. I apologize, Longhorn fans, and I look forward to a time when I can say something nice. • #4 Louisville is getting pounded by #22 Kentucky. It's a nice change of pace to turn on the TV on a Saturday and not see Kentucky getting murdered. Two weeks ago, UNC beat them, and last week, Indiana violated them. They seem to be on their way to righting the ship today, however.