The Trials of Willie, The Inflatable Dry-Humping Shark

Willie, the mighty Tiburón, is the air-assisted mascot of a popular junior soccer team in Colombia. Unfortunately, Willie's enthusiasm occasionally gets the better of him and he recently got suspended for disrespecting an opposing team. With his crotch.

This is a family website, as you know, so perhaps it would be best to let Babelfish Translator explain what you're seeing in this video:

The predator took a t-shirt with the colors that characterize to the Cúcuta stepped on, it and it passed soon it through a nonpublishable sector, inconveniencing to motilones.

Man, I hate when that happens. However, as this second accompanying video shows below, that's just Willie being Willie. The shark likes to rub his nonpublishable sector on a lot of things. Girls, grass, goal nets, other inflatable mascots, small dogs. It seems to be causing a lot of consternation among serious news people who speak weird foreign languages. What is to be done about Willie's hump happy ways? At long last, Mr. Inflatable Land Shark, have you no decency?

But seriously, the kids love him.

The inflatable shark is humping everything [Dirty Tackle, via No Guts, No Glory]