To Watch Tonight...

• College Basketball: (6) Indiana @ (3) Gonzaga. Good news: It's a tremendous basketball match-up. Bad news: Indiana's clown pants and Adam Morrison's moustache are both just ridiculous.

• College Basketball: (10) Alabama @ (2) UCLA. Keep this in mind when you're out at the bar getting drunk tonight: It's very difficult to pronounce "Afflalo" when you're slurring.

• NHL: Detroit @ Edmonton. You and Don Cherry are likely to be the only people watching hockey tonight. And you deserve each other.