To Watch Tonight...

• Women's College Basketball: (3) Baylor @ (2) Maryland. It's the Lady Bears against the Terrapins, and I don't think that's fair. Maryland should have to use female turtles, too.

• NBA: Denver @ Phoenix. The Amare Stoudamire comeback tour continues. He had 20 points in 20 minutes in his first night back, which should just scare the hell out of you. His comeback from microfracture surgery is already more successful than those of Penny Hardaway or Allan Houston.

• Women's College Basketball (8) Boston College @ (5) Utah. It's really awesome that the tournament schedulers put these games on late at night, so you can watch both men's and women's basketball. And hopefully, you know, not notice the difference.