Tom Brady Is Secretly Fuming

Why, gaygolddigers.com? Why was I left off the list yet again? Manchester United midfielder Cristiano Ronaldo was named Ultimate Gay Icon by the web site, beating, as Goal.com put it, "stiff competition from celebrities such as Kylie Minogue, Elton John and David Beckham." Hmm. Personally I think they chose the wrong Ronaldo.

A spokesman for 'gaygolddiggers' said, “Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth and jewellery swung the votes his way. He looks like any gay man or woman’s dream. What with being Footballer of the Year, scoring 42 goals last season and former girlfriends saying he is talented off the pitch, he seems to have everything going for him.”

The rest of the top ten: 2. Kylie Minogue 3. Judy Garland 4. Elton John 5. Liza Minnelli 6. The Village People 7. David Beckham 8. George Michael 9. John Barrowman 10. Paul O'Grady What, no Belichick? Stupid list. And you can't tell me Ronaldo wasn't scheming for this. It took me 30 minutes to find a photo of him wearing a shirt. Ronaldo Wins Gay Icon Award [Goal.com]