Week In Review: Life Begins At 45

• Come party with Carl Lewis. • Victor Conte likes to bring the rock. • Who would have thought Jim Bob Cooter capable of such a thing? • It's the NBA Finals, and we can never get enough of our man Mark Cuban. • So did Frank Solich dope himself, or didn't he? • It's ant soccer! • Rick Reilly, stand-up comic. • Right Said Fred, you guys still totally got it. • Jason Grimsley got in some trouble, which led to us to write our least favorite post of all time and everyone to deny everything. • David Hirshey honors us with his presence, though he's not typing with his hands.

All right, that'll do it for us. We'll be sleeping all weekend and staying off the Interweb. Enjoy The Mighty MJD this weekend, and all the fun footie action. We'll see you on Monday morning, tanned, rested and ready. Be safe out there ...