We've Found The Craziest Fantasy Football Player In The World

Reader Trajan alerts us to the existence of a man who really, really, really likes fantasy football. We don't know his real name, but we do know that he has created a fake radio personality named Mark Callahan, who is the host of the "Mark Callahan Fantasy Football Radio Show," which is a fake radio show dedicated to covering this guy's fantasy football league. The show even has its own Facebook page, which is where the image above comes from. Oh, it gets weirder.

Here's an episode of Callahan's radio show from earlier this season. It's almost 30 minutes long, and it can only be described as...performance art?

In it, Callahan banters with his pretend producer, takes calls from made-up people who want to discuss fantasy football, and airs fake commercials for things "J-Blows Whore Emporium" and "Pinche Whey Protein" (that second one includes a very bad Spanish accent). From what I can tell, he plays every single role, donning a variety of ridiculous voices and personas. It's really something to behold.

But he's not alone the whole time! Halfway through the episode he has a roundtable discussion with other members of his league to discuss their recent draft. And then there's a staged shouting match, followed by more callers. Yes, we are just as confused as you are. If you want more, check out Callahan's SoundCloud page. There's another 26-minute episode there, as well as a few "Mark Callahan Sports Minutes."