Your Rams-Seahawks Open Thread

Oh please. You're not watching this game, are you? You cannot be.

Here are some other, superior television programs which are on right now that you could watch instead:

Dr. Doolittle 3 is on Ion at 8.

NBC has two new episodes of its Fear Factor reboot at 8 and 9 p.m. Joe Rogan!

I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown!, which sounds made-up, airs on ABC at 8. You Deserve It, a game show where contestants win money for the needy, airs at 9.

The CW is showing reruns of Hart of Dixie, with the beyond-lovely Rachel Bilson, at 8 and 9.

ABC Family is showing National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation at 9.

ESPN Classic is showing the 2001 GMAC Bowl, East Carolina vs. Marshall, at 9. Now that's football.

And if you're obstinate and insist on watching this shit-slinging, talk about it down here.